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This Christmas humor apparel makes a memorable and unique Christmas gift for anyone who likes quirky, comfy style and a good laugh.\u003cbr\u003e\nWhy customers love it:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Hilarious holiday design: A playful goose-themed graphic that steals the show at family gatherings, office parties, or virtual celebrations.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Unisex fit: Designed to flatter everyone — available in sizes S–3XL (see sizing notes below).\u003cbr\u003e\n• Soft \u0026amp; cozy: Premium cotton\/polyester blend for warmth and durability — ideal for chilly winter days and festive photos.\u003cbr\u003e\n• Great gift idea: Unique Xmas gift or stocking stuffer for goose lovers, friends, coworkers, and anyone who wants a fun alternative to an ugly sweater.\u003cbr\u003e\nProduct details:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Style: Unisex sweatshirt \/ jumper\u003cbr\u003e\n• Design: High-quality screen print or direct-to-garment (DTG) print for bright, long-lasting color\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric: Soft cotton\/polyester blend (exact blend and weight vary by size\/brand option)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Colors: Available in classic holiday-friendly shades (Heather Grey, Black, Forest Green, Red — check dropdown)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL — fits true to size for a comfortable, slightly relaxed look. Size up for an oversized fit.\u003cbr\u003e\nCare instructions:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Machine wash cold with similar colors\u003cbr\u003e\n• Tumble dry low or lay flat to dry\u003cbr\u003e\n• Wash inside out to protect the print\u003cbr\u003e\n• Do not bleach or dry clean\u003cbr\u003e\nShipping \u0026amp; processing:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Processing time: Usually ships within 1–5 business days\u003cbr\u003e\n• Domestic shipping: 3–7 business days (varies by carrier and selected shipping method)\u003cbr\u003e\n• International shipping: Delivery times vary by country — please check estimated delivery at checkout\u003cbr\u003e\n• Need it sooner? Select expedited shipping at checkout or contact us before ordering and we’ll do our best to help.\u003cbr\u003e\nPersonalization \u0026amp; wholesale:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Want a custom color, different text, or matching family sweaters? Message me with your idea — we love custom orders!\u003cbr\u003e\n• Wholesale orders and bulk discounts available — contact for pricing and lead times.\u003cbr\u003e\nReturns \u0026amp; exchanges:\u003cbr\u003e\n• If your item arrives damaged or defective, please contact us within 7 days with photos so we can help make it right.\u003cbr\u003e\n• For sizing exchanges or returns, please review our shop policy or message me before sending anything back.\u003cbr\u003e\nPerfect occasions:\u003cbr\u003e\n• Christmas parties, family photos, Secret Santa, White Elephant, holiday office parties, or everyday winter wear.\u003cbr\u003e\nAdd a little honk to your holiday wardrobe — click “Add to cart” to grab your Funny Christmas Goose Sweatshirt today and make this season unforgettable!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Southern Chics Marketplace","offers":[{"title":"White \/ S","offer_id":45672707555372,"sku":"apod-7517635","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ M","offer_id":45672707588140,"sku":"apod-7517640","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ L","offer_id":45672707620908,"sku":"apod-7517645","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ XL","offer_id":45672707653676,"sku":"apod-7517654","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 2XL","offer_id":45672707686444,"sku":"apod-7517655","price":43.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"White \/ 3XL","offer_id":45672707719212,"sku":"apod-7517661","price":46.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ S","offer_id":45672707751980,"sku":"apod-7517636","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ M","offer_id":45672707784748,"sku":"apod-7517642","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ L","offer_id":45672707817516,"sku":"apod-7517648","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ XL","offer_id":45672707850284,"sku":"apod-7517653","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 2XL","offer_id":45672707883052,"sku":"apod-7517657","price":43.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Ash \/ 3XL","offer_id":45672707915820,"sku":"apod-7517662","price":46.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ S","offer_id":45672707948588,"sku":"apod-7517637","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ M","offer_id":45672707981356,"sku":"apod-7517644","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ L","offer_id":45672708014124,"sku":"apod-7517646","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ XL","offer_id":45672708046892,"sku":"apod-7517650","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 2XL","offer_id":45672708079660,"sku":"apod-7517658","price":43.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sport Grey \/ 3XL","offer_id":45672708112428,"sku":"apod-7517664","price":46.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ S","offer_id":45672708145196,"sku":"apod-7517638","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ M","offer_id":45672708177964,"sku":"apod-7517641","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ L","offer_id":45672708210732,"sku":"apod-7517649","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":45672708243500,"sku":"apod-7517652","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":45672708276268,"sku":"apod-7517656","price":43.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":45672708309036,"sku":"apod-7517663","price":46.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ S","offer_id":45672708341804,"sku":"apod-7517639","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ M","offer_id":45672708374572,"sku":"apod-7517643","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ L","offer_id":45672708407340,"sku":"apod-7517647","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ XL","offer_id":45672708440108,"sku":"apod-7517651","price":38.18,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 2XL","offer_id":45672708472876,"sku":"apod-7517659","price":43.84,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Sand \/ 3XL","offer_id":45672708505644,"sku":"apod-7517660","price":46.68,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0570\/8211\/8188\/files\/il_fullxfull.7472011736_8wtm.jpg?v=1781711964","url":"https:\/\/www.southernchicsmarketplace.com\/products\/funny-christmas-goose-sweatshirt-26902","provider":"Southern Chics Marketplace","version":"1.0","type":"link"}